You rascal, stop right there!

Chapter 226 Extra Interview Theater (7)

Every time it reaches a climax, I have to interview a wave. Especially when there is a driving plot like this (not)

Cough!

Hello! Where are the lights? Where are the microphones? Follow! Follow...

Question 1: (Individual interview with Bai Wan)

Author: (Hesitant to speak) I’m really sorry for torturing you for half a year and making you two separated for so long.

Bai Wan: (fiercely) I’m glad you know it, you vicious mother!

Author: (In-depth self-reflection) Alas, all great talents must experience the destruction of mountains and rivers and a difficult life before they can achieve a breakthrough...

Bai Wan: (rolling his eyes) Why don’t you just say that artists become famous after they die!

Author: (quickly) Stop, the next question is, what do you think of the luxury car you just drove?

Bai Wan: (with contempt) The baby carriage you wrote was just approved. Do you still dare to open a high-speed train in Yangshizi?

Author: (calm and composed) Yes, a stroller! Even if it's a stroller, you can't turn over!

Bai Wan: (his face turns red, a rare sight) That’s... that’s because I’m willing to give in to Zichen. I’m a... (he holds it in for a long time) a good person!

Author: (smiles ambiguously) It seems that you actually like it very much.

Bai Wan: (eyes wandering) I am not! I didn’t! You are not allowed to slander me. (quietly covers up some traces)

Author: (squinting) Then the water behind me will be clear, and no cars will drive. I will let you be Plato for the rest of your life!

Bai Wan: (Hurriedly) That’s not necessary... How can you kill human desires!

Author: (wiping sweat) Some people just say one thing and mean another.

Question 2: (Individual interview with Ling Shumo)

Author: (feeling a little guilty) I’m sorry for keeping you apart for half a year.

Ling Shumo: (long silence, then counted) You separated us five times, from three months to five years. If the one month when I was seven is also counted, that would be six times...

Author: (Feeling extremely guilty) Stop it! Stop it! I won’t let you two be separated from now on!

Ling Shumo: (gentle and helpless) I understand that you labeled us as a broken mirror reunited, but I didn’t expect that this mirror was broken five times.

Author: (laughing and crying) Why do I feel like you are mocking me?

Ling Shumo: (courteous and humble) I dare not...

Author: (wiping sweat quietly) Don’t look at me like that, I will make you two have a happy ending, and we will definitely not separate from now on.

Ling Shumo: (calmly) I don’t believe your promise.

Author: (somewhat collapsed) Then I’ll write a document!

Ling Shumo: (Takes out the four treasures of the study more and more calmly) Write three copies. That will be our three-party agreement.

Author: (squinting) In your dynasty, is there such a thing as a tripartite agreement? ?

Question 3: (Emotional)

Author: How did you two feel when you met again?

Bai Wan: (very happy) I feel like it’s fate’s blessing.

Ling Shumo: (feeling a little sad) At that time... I thought it was a dream...

Author: (eyes wandering) I’m so sorry, both of you! (Why am I apologizing so much today?)

Ling Shumo: (smiles gently) No, at least it makes me feel that this feeling is more unforgettable.

Author: (Muttering while wiping sweat off his face) That’s not what you said during our private interview just now.

Ling Shumo: (closes his eyes deeply) Destiny...

White Pea: (echoing) Yes, destiny...

Author: (Seeing the two of them ignoring him as if no one was around) Stop, let me interview you properly. The next question is, are you looking forward to your next drive?

White Pea: (a little wilted) Jump, skip... Don’t discuss this!

Ling Shumo: (ears turn red) Just... according to his wishes.

Author: (gracefully flipping through the interview transcript) What do you think of the car you drove in the previous chapter?

Bai Wan: (gritting his teeth) Is this the end? You have to keep asking questions like this.

Ling Shumo: (patting the shoulder of the person next to him) Okay, I won’t ask. Our private affairs don’t need to be known to outsiders in such detail.

Author: (Finally surrendered) Okay, I’m an outsider!

This is the beginning of a united front, it's simply...