dtnovels Chapter 624 12 Years in a Coma
Chapter 624 12 Years in a Coma
This time, Shijin remained in a coma for a full twelve years.
During this time, Chi'an tried many methods and gave Shijin many kinds of medicine, but no matter what he did, he could not wake her up.
She lay there quietly, completely transformed into a living dead, devoid of any vitality.
On this day, the signal for the bald egg finally improved.
Its excited, bouncing sounds, like a loudspeaker turned up to its maximum volume, gradually woke up Shijin, who had been asleep for twelve years.
"Host! You bastard! Do you know that I've finally achieved the Golden Core stage today!"
You have no idea how gentle Heavenly Father was when I was undergoing my tribulation; he struck me so gently, it felt so comfortable!
Oh my, Tiandao's dad is truly the best, most considerate, and most perfect dad in the world!
Oh my, my wings have become even more majestic and powerful! The strength they exude is enough to lift eight male models from the Cangwu Sect with one hand!
Speaking of male models, by the way, you bastard host, why haven't you come looking for me all these years?!
Are you having too much fun in the cultivation world and don't want to do missions anymore?
You bastard! You're not thinking of dumping me, are you?! Planning to stay in the cultivation world and live a carefree life?!
I'm telling you, you'd better give up on that idea! If my master discovers you have any disloyal intentions, he'll eliminate you on the spot!
Hmph, if I weren't still too weak to escape, I would have caught you in a heartbeat! And then I would have chopped you to pieces!
I, your humble servant, once tirelessly cared for you during your illness! And what did you do? You went straight to the Cangwu Sect to cultivate in seclusion!
How dare you treat me like this? Bah! You bastard!
"I'll definitely cultivate diligently! Once I break through to the Nascent Soul stage, I'll have a chance to escape! Then we'll see how I deal with you! Traitor!..."
Shijin's head felt heavy. She woke up groggily and tried to turn over, but found that she couldn't move.
Mao Dan's incessant cursing continued, giving Shi Jin a headache.
Listening to Mao Dan's powerful recitation of "bastard" repeatedly, Shi Jin's drowsy state gradually vanished.
Finally, Shijin's morning grumpiness kicked in.
Damn it!
That one is the Heavenly Dao, that one is the Immortal, but to me, he's just a turtle!
You heartless piece of trash!
I risked my own safety and traveled day and night to find it!
Mao Dan got more and more into it with his cursing, until Shi Jin finally couldn't take it anymore!
So even though she knew she couldn't communicate with Mao Dan at all, she still cursed back at it in her mind!
"You trash system, try cursing me again and see what happens! Believe me or not, I'll castrate you and turn you into a family bucket in a heartbeat!"
I curse you to grow ten taste buds at the end of your large intestine! You heartless bastard! All you ever do is eat!
Other people's systems are so heartbroken when they leave their owners that they can't eat, but you're fine, you eat eight bowls of rice in one meal! And you still have the mind to cultivate! You're even talking about the Golden Core and the Nascent Soul!
"I'd like to come find you, but you better tell me where you are! You've been rambling on and on all day, spouting a million nonsense words, not a single one of them is relevant!"
The scramblers on the other side got more and more into their insults. To be honest, it's really satisfying to swear!
Finally, Shijin finished his rant.
She needed to catch her breath; she was exhausted.
Huh?
The sea of consciousness suddenly became quiet?
Why is the balut so quiet?
Just as Shijin was wondering, Maodan's weak voice suddenly rang out again.
It asked cautiously, with disbelief, "Host? You...you can hear me?"
Assorted: "I can hear you the whole time, it's you damn trash who can't hear me! You...wait, System, you, you can hear me?!"
Shijin was overjoyed, and Maodan burst into tears with a "giggle"!
"Waaaaah, host, you can finally hear me! I thought you didn't want me anymore and wouldn't do missions with me anymore! Waaaaah!"
Shijin felt a pang of sadness.
I'm nothing but a little old man, not even as big as a quail, what a load of crap!
Shijin actually misses Maodan, even though it was mean to her at first and only knew how to nag her.
But after spending time with her in several worlds, she discovered that Mao Dan wasn't actually a bad person.
It's like a toddler who's just learning to walk; it seems to know a lot, but actually knows nothing.
Sometimes, she even felt sorry for Maodan, because it seemed to be being manipulated by its owner.
But Maodan didn't like to talk about its owner with Shijin, so Shijin kept the words to itself.
The thought of the round, tiny hairy eggs always softened Shijin's heart.
She suppressed her remaining morning grumpiness and deliberately softened her voice to soothe Mao Dan.
"Okay, Egg, don't cry. I'm here. Don't worry, don't overthink things. I won't abandon you."
Not only do I have to do missions with my little rascal, but I also have to watch him grow wings!
Oh dear, speaking of wings, my little rascal's wings were so beautiful even when he was tiny. If they were fully grown, wouldn't he be incredibly majestic, powerful, and handsome?
Shijin patiently kept soothing Maodan, finally managing to calm him down from his "woof woof" to "giggle giggle".
Mao Dan was delighted by the compliments from Shi Jin, and laughed heartily.
After appeasing Maodan, Shijin inquired about its situation.
Mao Dan tearfully recounted to Shi Jin how Fairy Wan Chi had kidnapped him.
Then she asked when Shijin planned to bring it back.
Assorted: ...
Hard to say.
If the bald egg were anywhere else, it would be fine, but it's in Wanchi Chicken Head's hands now!
Who is Fairy Wanchi? She's a Nascent Soul cultivator at the Great Perfection stage!
And he also had a grudge against her.
She's just a low-level Qi Refining cultivator, how could she possibly ask someone for a body?
Shijin was deep in thought and feeling melancholy, but Maodan inadvertently corrected one of her mistakes.
It said: Fairy Wanchi is no longer at the Great Perfection of the Nascent Soul stage. She has successfully advanced and is now at the Divine Transformation stage!
Assorted: ???
I've only been unconscious for a few days, and she's already distracted?
Then Mao Dan started explaining to her: "Sorry, host, it's not just a few days, you've been unconscious for a full 12 years."
Assorted:!
What?! 12 years?!
Why did you faint for so long this time?
Shijin was startled and tried to get out of bed, but found that half of her body was not under her control!
She struggled to get up and used her better arm to tear off her clothes.
However, the next second, Shijin froze on the spot!
What came into her view was the withered and dead state of half of the body!
This!
Mao Dan was also startled. It quickly asked Shi Jin, "Host, weren't you in seclusion healing your injuries? How come after 12 years of healing, you've turned yourself into a dried-up corpse!"
Shijin was shocked and completely bewildered!
Who said she went into seclusion to heal her wounds?
When did she go into seclusion to heal her wounds?!