dtnovels Chapter 591 People love to watch the fun
Chapter 591 People love to watch the fun
Shijin put away his displeasure and said with some reluctance:
"Because Sister Bitch was rude to me, I didn't want to get involved. But my Sixth Sister-in-law and Sister Bitch are sisters.
Brother Bangzi, you may not know that my Sixth Sister-in-law is a kind and loyal person.
She and Sister Bitch have always had a good relationship, so good that... they almost want to wear the same pants.
Besides, since the Korean brother has asked, I will reluctantly help you."
As Shijin spoke, he revealed a reluctant expression.
Upon hearing this, Mrs. Li Liu couldn't help but shudder.
Brother Li Liu held the person in his arms and was a little suspicious.
After all, he is a scholar, so how could he not hear the hidden meaning in Shi Jin's words?
But he was a little confused.
Although his wife is better off than his cousin Li.
But it's not so good that we have to wear the same pair of pants.
Otherwise, she wouldn't have stopped me from going into the water to save cousin Li.
And at this moment, my younger sister deliberately brought this matter to the surface and talked about it.
What exactly does my little sister mean by this?
Let’s look at Liu Dabang again.
Liu Dabang: ...
"In that case, then I'll have to trouble Lady Flower Fairy!" he said.
Everyone:?
What do you mean?
What are they trying to do by singing the same tune?
Cousin Li from the Peacock Southeast Branch:!
Is my cousin crazy?!
What is he doing!
Isn't he on his side?
How can you just switch sides just like that?
why? !
Could it be that it’s because that vixen Li Dahua is using some magic?
That's nothing! It's just a little trick!
Her husband is a real monk!
I think he must be a disciple of a famous sect!
When her husband comes in a while, he will definitely expose this vixen's true form!
At this moment, Cousin Li seemed to have forgotten.
Her husband and Li Dahua claimed to be senior and junior brothers and sisters.
If Li Dahua is a vixen, then what is her husband?
But I don’t know whether Cousin Li was angry or her brain was really filled with water after being in the pond just now.
The more she thought about it, the more confident she felt.
He even started cursing directly at the person under the tree.
This time she not only scolded Shijin, but also did not let Liu Dabang go.
She cursed at Shijin and Liu Dabang, saying all sorts of nasty things.
For example, they curse people for being promiscuous, selling their bodies, and cheating people.
He scolded Liu Dabang for being a fence-sitter, heartless, and blind.
However, the two of them completely ignored her, as if they couldn't hear anything.
of course.
If we ignore Shijin's slightly raised mouth and Liu Dabang's livid face.
Cousin Li cursed more and more vigorously.
Liu Dabang's face under the tree became more and more gloomy.
Just ask, no one in the surrounding villages dares to insult him like this!
Blind eyes and blind mind?
Who is so blind? !
If he hadn't been instigated by his cousin Li in recent days!
How could he almost make such a big mistake today?
In fact, he had hesitated before.
After all, there are rumors that Li Dahua had come back once and was brought back by someone flying on a sword.
But Cousin Li said:
Since Li Dahua kept saying that he was the leader of a large sect and his favorite disciple.
He is an immortal, how could he not be able to fly with a sword?
Combined with what I heard from others, I thought about Li Dahua's work as a toilet boy.
Therefore, Cousin Li "analyzed" the truth of the matter.
That is, Cousin Li felt that Li Dahua was not a real monk, and she was most likely just pretending to be a monk.
And the person who took her to fly with the sword was just a temporary helper she found to save the situation.
Liu Dabang became angrier the more he thought about it.
So Liu Dabang:
"My Lady Flower Fairy, you have also seen that my sister's hysteria is getting worse!
Please do your best to cure my sister's condition in a while, so as to avoid the condition getting worse in the future! Thank you for your help, fairy."
When Liu Dabang said this, he deliberately emphasized the word "cure".
Translated it means: If you can't kill her in a short time, then kill her!
Upon hearing this, Shijin's mouth curled up even more.
She raised her head and glanced at her cousin Li.
Tsk tsk.
It was a good hand of cards, but she ruined it completely.
What kind of IQ does it take to make yourself so isolated and abandoned by everyone?
-250.
I have to say that my friend’s efficiency is really high. He dug the pit in just a few minutes.
And it also has a special understanding of assorted ideas.
Because the pit it dug is vertical!
Not only was it just big enough to bury Cousin Li, but her head was still completely exposed!
I was amazed by the variety of things I saw.
Tsk tsk, how did you measure the depth of the pit?
Bury it when you say bury it.
Lao Tie buried Cousin Li in no time.
During this period, Liu Dabang also stepped forward.
As if to show which side he stood on, he also kicked two big kicks of dirt into the pit.
Cousin Li was shocked and frightened, but more angry.
She's actually quite tough.
Because she kept cursing, even though only her head was left above the ground.
But still refused to show weakness.
But Shijin was very happy to hear that.
Hehe, isn’t this just like a grasshopper in autumn?
The harder Cousin Li jumps now, the more energy she will consume.
In other words, she would soon become hungry and faint, and might even suffer a nervous shock.
Yeah, I’m so looking forward to it.
The little black flower assorted became happier the more he thought about it, and finally he laughed out loud unconsciously.
The disease has already been treated.
Well, until the treatment is over, no one should disturb her.
That bastard Bai Ran is no good either!
Since she didn't know who Bai Ran was going to marry, Shi Jin simply lifted her red veil.
Pooh.
Even if Bai Ran was going to marry me.
But now that things have come to this, I really don't have the slightest desire to help others and get married!
Whoever wants to marry can marry!
Oh, except Cousin Li.
Everything has been thought out if Bai Ran really wants to marry cousin Li.
Then I will oppose it directly!
At worst, I can just ask for repayment!
Anyway, cousin Li, please just give up on me!
You've offended me, and you still want to marry Bai Ran?
There are no doors!
Things were delayed like this until noon.
There is no winter in Zhongwu Continent, so it is extremely hot at noon.
Especially today when the sun is shining brightly, the sunlight is really scorching.
Bai Ran never showed up.
The red thatched hut was empty.
Shijin squatted on a small stool, eating melon seeds listlessly.
I don’t know if it’s because of the sun or because I’m worried about Bai Ran.
From time to time she looked up at the scorching sun and the cloudless sky.
I was afraid that the sky would be covered with dark clouds, lightning and thunder would occur in the next moment.
It’s not that I’m afraid of rain.
But he was afraid that Bai Ran, who was somewhere unknown, would turn back into a small peanut shell and encounter another abnormal thunder tribulation.
Logically speaking, since both marriages were ruined, the villagers should have dispersed.
But the villagers have inherited an idea since ancient times, that is, to watch the fun without worrying about trouble!
joke!
Everyone is ready to wait for the follow-up!
Such a unique and lively event, maybe they will only see it once in their lifetime!
At this point, who would be willing to go home?