dtnovels Chapter 584: Five Officials, One Missing
Chapter 584: Five Officials, One Missing
Assorted: ...
Girl, smile a little more! When you smile, several chickenpox on your face will burst!
Gee...
That fresh yellow pus...flowed all over his face.
Assorted is a bit like Yue.
So she quietly distanced herself from her cousin Li.
Let’s look at Liu Dabang again.
Seeing Shijin asking him, he immediately rushed to join in:
"Well, at least we have to have a hundred acres of good farmland at home!"
Assorted smiles are more charming:
"Oh? What if the man who owns a hundred acres of fertile land is an old man in his seventies or eighties?
I am a pure face control, I only like young and strong men, I don’t like useless men like grandfathers~"
When Liu Dabang heard this, he immediately puffed out his chest! He was just about to spread his tail like a peacock!
He said:
"Brother, I am not talented! But I just happen to meet the requirements of this hundred acres of fertile land! If Sister Dahua doesn't mind..."
Liu Dabang paused when he said this.
His face looked a little bad because he was brainwashed by his cousin Li.
He almost believed that Li Dahua was a despicable woman.
She has even committed herself to several different men for vanity and money.
Then this...
Liu Dabang felt a little uncomfortable.
Then it is not the case that she dislikes me, now I should be the one who dislikes her for being unclean.
But this Li Dahua is really very pretty.
Even though I am no longer a perfect woman...
But just for the sake of her face, I'll just have to suffer a little loss!
Liu Dabang was secretly preparing himself mentally.
However, before Liu Dabang could finish preparing himself mentally, Shijin couldn't help but let it out.
No more.
Cousin Li's face really makes people think a lot.
Her smile is like a chrysanthemum!
From time to time, a stream of light yellow sticky fluid would flow out from the wrinkled texture of the "chrysanthemum"...
That picture really looks like diarrhea no matter how you look at it!
Shijin couldn't bear it any longer and finally retched twice.
These two sounds completely confused Liu Dabang, who had just prepared himself mentally!
She, she!
Could it be that she is pregnant with someone else's child? !
I can barely bear the unclean loss! But I can't stand the seed in my stomach, such a big green hat!
then.
Liu Dabang's face turned from red to blue, and then from blue to black.
Shijin didn't want to see Cousin Li anymore, so he had to settle for the next best thing and go see Liu Dabang.
Unexpectedly, I happened to see his expression changing rapidly.
So when Shijin was retching, he kindly reminded him:
"Brother Bangzi, to be honest, I see your face is dark. I'm afraid you will encounter a disaster that could threaten your life within three days!"
Liu Dabang:!
Dark complexion?
I've been cheated on, how can I not be embarrassed?
Cousin Li also had a grim look on her face.
She was just secretly delighted in her heart.
But I didn’t expect that Li Dahua had such corrupt personal ethics that she even had a child!
What a joy!
Now she's afraid that she can't even become a concubine!
I want to see how she can turn things around in the future!
snort!
So what if she has a foxy face? The phrase "beauty is short-lived" refers to people with such a face that is not worthy of virtue!
The more Cousin Li thought about it, the happier she became!
Finally, he couldn't hold back his laughter and no longer cared about the shadow in Liu Dabang's heart.
And she laughed out loud.
The facial expressions immediately lost all control.
This caused more chickenpox to burst due to the anus texture, and more sticky snot-like fluid flowed out...
This time it’s not just assorted.
Father Li and her brothers standing in the front row couldn't help but feel a little nauseous.
Then there are a few sisters-in-law.
Then, Liu Dabang finally looked at Cousin Li with a curious look on his face.
Then there are Cousin Li’s cousins.
Then came cousin Li’s sedan bearers and the wedding procession.
……
Finally, the situation was out of control.
Everyone present, except Cousin Li herself who was completely unaware of what was happening, was vomiting one after another.
At this moment, everyone was secretly groaning in their hearts.
Only Liu Dabang was secretly glad!
It turns out that Dahua didn’t have someone else’s seed!
Instead, he was disgusted by his own cousin and vomited!
After a series of vomiting sounds, Cousin Li finally reacted.
It turns out that the culprit that caused the vomiting was actually myself!
I saw cousin Li’s face turning pale and blue!
She couldn't laugh anymore! But she hated Shijin even more in her heart!
If it weren’t for this Li Dahua interfering!
I will never get married the way I am today!
This is the most important day of my life! And it was ruined by this bitch!
Why should a pure and innocent girl like me suffer such humiliation?
And Li Dahua is clearly a fallen beauty!
But with a pretty face, she can be noticed by rich people again! And live a life of luxury from now on? !
Cousin Li's eyes became more and more resentful.
But she forgot.
The story of Li Dahua, a fallen woman, was just a lie she made up and it has not been verified.
I finally finished vomiting the assorted food.
She looked up at Cousin Li, and, enduring the discomfort in her eyes, kindly explained and advised:
"I'm sorry, I didn't vomit because of you. After all, your face isn't ugly enough to make people, yue... vomit.
You don’t have to be so self-deprecating, you are just missing one of your facial features…”
After saying that, Shijin suddenly raised his eyebrows, turned around and asked Brother Li Liu who was beside him.
"Sixth brother, what are the five senses? Are they the eyes, ears, mouth, nose and chin?"
Brother Li Liu:?
Although I don't quite understand why my sister asked this.
But he still answered truthfully: "The five sense organs are eyes, ears, mouth, nose, and eyebrows."
After saying the last "眉", he suddenly realized Shijin's intention.
After hearing the answer, Shijin became confident in his knowledge.
She continued to say to Cousin Li:
"Oh, let's continue with the topic we were talking about. You are just missing one of your facial features, so you are not that ugly.
It's just the big blister on your face... well, although it's oozing pus, it looks a bit like big yellow snot, and a bit like Yue... diarrhea in children...
But actually it looks pretty good...
The main reason is that you, cousin Li, have a good foundation and are beautiful. So these small flaws are on your face...
Just, just Yue, Yue, it’s okay… Ugh——”
Shijin finished speaking with all his strength, turned around, bent down quickly, and began to dry heave again.
Fortunately, I was on an empty stomach in the morning, otherwise it would have been a waste of food.
Cousin Li couldn’t stand it anymore!
She rushed forward and was about to slap Shijin hard!
But how could our Niu Hulu·Lin Jun·Xiao Hei Hua·Jin live up to his role?
then.
She pretended to be dizzy and squatted down instead of bending over.
Cousin Li dodged but missed!
During the process, he was "inadvertently" arched by Shijin's back and tripped hard!
Due to inertia, the body rushed forward suddenly!