dtnovels Chapter 567 Lie Down and Sleep Together
Chapter 567 Lie Down and Sleep Together
After the meal, everyone had eaten their fill of the mixed vegetables and the raw eggs, except for the white random eggs, which they didn't eat much.
This was his first time eating food from the mortal world.
He's not quite used to it yet.
But Shijin thought the food was too greasy and not to Bai Ran’s taste.
So after dinner, a special meal was prepared for him.
It’s just that this small stove is a bit simple.
Because what she called a snack was actually just two sweet potatoes dug from the field.
Roasted sweet potatoes.
While grilling the assorted food, he muttered a jingle:
Others are admitted to Peking University, but you are admitted to X University. A good life is only one baked sweet potato away.
Bai Ran: What is Peking University?
This night was also the first time that Bai Ran ate roasted sweet potatoes in his life.
Don't tell me yet.
Not all things in the mortal world taste bad.
He really likes this baked sweet potato.
Eat and drink enough.
It's just a little awkward when I go to bed at night.
Because Shijin's return came without any warning, there was no place for her and Bairan to sleep in Li's father's house.
But this does not pose a problem for Bai Ran.
He has clouds, and the two of them can sleep on the clouds.
Anyway, they had always been sleeping on the clouds before.
However, this proposal was immediately opposed by Shi Jin.
How can you experience life in the cloud? How can you feel at home in the cloud?
So Shijin took Bairan to an abandoned thatched hut in the village.
Just make do with it for one night.
The thatched house was extremely dirty and messy.
Bugs, rats, spider webs, everywhere.
But we have the immortal Bai Ran!
He can draw cleaning charms!
So in just a moment, the dirty and simple thatched house turned into a simple thatched house.
Bai Ran took out the white jade bed.
A mattress made of soft cotton and bird feathers was spread on it.
Shijin fell onto the bed lazily and almost fell asleep.
But just when she was about to fall asleep, she saw Bai Ran still standing.
But he had already walked to a corner of the room.
There was only one bed and Shijin wouldn't let him sleep on the clouds.
So at this moment he had to turn his back to Shijin, as if he was prepared to stand all night.
Assorted:?
"Brother, are you facing the wall to reflect on your mistakes? Why don't you sleep?"
Bai Ran: ...
He paused.
"Just go to sleep, I'm not sleepy."
Assorted:
"Everyone has to sleep. You have to behave like a human being now, okay? Besides, who would stand up all the time at home?
Home is a place where people can relax, it is very comfortable and warm. Come on, come and sleep! ”
Bai Ran: ...
Seeing that Bai Ran didn't move, Shi Jin had to drag his lazy body off the bed and dragged him to the side of the bed.
Don't know why.
It's not like they haven't slept together before.
But Bai Ran always felt that sleeping on the clouds together felt different from sleeping on the bed together.
What's more, Shijin is now wearing women's clothes.
Seeing Bai Ran's unnatural look, Shijin immediately started teasing him.
What did she say? Was she afraid that men and women shouldn't touch each other?
Don’t worry, I’ll take off my clothes right away!
When you see my vast airport and big planes, you won’t feel embarrassed!
Hahaha!
As she spoke, Shijin began to take off her little skirt.
Bai Ran:!
He immediately took a step forward and quickly stopped Shijin.
Then he seemed to ask Xiang Shijin for confirmation.
He asked Shijin, is Shijin a boy or a girl?
Assorted: ...
Damn it?
Why did you suddenly ask her such a sharp question?
Shijin decided that this time she would ignore the "true meaning of friendship".
She had to lie.
Otherwise, that pedantic boy Bai Ran might really stand in the corner all night.
So she said:
"A man! And I tell you, I was not only a man at the beginning!
He is also a handsome and strong man who is 1.9 meters tall, owns a luxury house in the hillside, has countless luxury cars and beauties, and has eight-pack abs!
Back in the day, I was a very influential and well-known figure in our world!"
Maodan said nothing when he heard this.
Just listen to its host's bragging!
Also a hillside villa.
Didn't she used to sleep in the garbage dump outside the orphanage?
There are also luxury cars and beautiful women.
She didn’t even own a bicycle during her lifetime, let alone ride a shared bike!
A very well-known figure.
During her lifetime, she didn't even deserve the title of "nobody"!
How else could he have been dead for three days and no one knew about it?
But let the host brag if he wants, it won't sabotage him.
After Shijin finished bragging, he patted the place next to him.
He motioned to Bai Ran to lie down and sleep with him.
In order to make Bai Ran sleep peacefully, she even used the provocation method from Sun Tzu's Art of War.
She said, "Oh, we are two grown men and have been willing to help each other. What is there to be embarrassed about?"
Maodan: Host, are you sure there is a method of provoking an enemy in "The Art of War"?
Assorted: Of course!
Maodan: I don’t believe it!
Assorted: Sun Tzu said, "Warfare is the art of deception. So when you are able, pretend you are incapable; when you are going to use an attack, pretend you are not going to use it."
If something is near, pretend it is far away; if something is far away, pretend it is near. If something is profitable, lure it; if something is chaotic, seize it.
Be prepared for it when it is strong, avoid it when it is strong. Be frustrated when it is angry, be arrogant when it is humble. Be tired when it is idle, and be separated when it is close.
Attack where the enemy is least prepared and take them by surprise. This is the way to win in military strategy and it cannot be announced in advance.
Maodan: ...
So where exactly is the method of provoking someone to do something manifested?
Assorted: Anger and scratch it.
Maodan: ...Where are you scratching?
Then it returned to its sea of consciousness to study the classics.
Bai Ran was finally persuaded by Shi Jin and lay down beside her obediently.
But they had to sleep with their clothes on and were not allowed to take them off.
Assorted: ...
Maybe Bai Ran was also tired, because soon Shi Jin heard his steady breathing.
It looks like he has fallen asleep.
Oh, it’s really uncomfortable to sleep with full clothes on.
But Shijin fell asleep quickly.
She slept exceptionally well that night because she did not have any menstrual cramps that night.
But what she didn't know was that Bai Ran wasn't asleep at all.
He has entered the distraction stage and doesn't need to sleep at all.
Moreover, this white jade bed can help people practice cultivation, so he doesn't dare to practice casually now.
Not to mention whether you might accidentally regain your youth.
Just say that they are now in the mortal world.
If he really advanced, I'm afraid all the spiritual energy in the mortal world would be absorbed by him.
Moreover, if a thunderbolt were to strike, Lijia Village would probably be destroyed.
Bai Ran thought so.
So after Shijin fell asleep, he quietly got out of bed and stood quietly by her bed all night.
It was almost dawn when he went back to bed and pretended that he had just woken up.
The reason why Shijin slept well was because Bairan had not slept at all.
He had nothing to do, so he just kept looking at the assorted things.
then.
Just as Shijin frowned, he was about to wake up from the pain.
He immediately gave her a pain-relieving pill.
It is also because of this that Shijin can have a good night's sleep.
And I slept until noon the next day.
It was the sound of Li's father's footsteps wandering outside that woke Shijin up.