dtnovels Chapter 218: Donkey: The Ride (10)
Chapter 218: Donkey: The Ride (10)
I believe that at 8 o'clock on New Year's Eve, most men, women, young and old in the country will be watching the same show in front of the TV, right? !
The big V account of TikTok, Tang Chao, started live broadcasting——
Fans have long been accustomed to these sudden surprises. They put on their headphones without changing their expressions and clicked into the live broadcast room.
At a glance, I saw the backs of two heads——
One has thick hair tied into a fluffy bun, and the other has a vaguely Mediterranean look, with sparse hair at the edges and even thinner hair in the middle.
Fans: What is going on?!
[Hello everyone, I am Tang Chao. My family and I are having New Year’s Eve dinner now. I wish you all a happy New Year! ]
As soon as Tang Chao's voice came out, the barrage of comments started to pop up, and the little dragons in the Rocket Castle exploded in the middle of the screen.
During the Chinese New Year, everyone has some spare money and keeps buying gifts.
The poor director of the program crew was still working overtime in the computer room, with his cell phone aside. As long as Tang Chao hadn't officially participated in the program, he had to follow up and interact with him all the time. The first thing he did when he entered the live broadcast room was to send a big rocket, ten times in a row.
Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!
Netizen A——[Wow, does the top brother on the list need leg accessories? I can do it! I don’t eat much and I can still guard the house. Big brother, look at me! ]
Netizen B——[Happy New Year, Grandpa Tang. Your New Year’s Eve dinner is so rich, but it’s all red. It looks spicy at first glance, hahaha!]
Netizen C——[Grandpa, I won’t get any lucky money this year because I’m 18 years old… I don’t want to grow up. I got a little nephew last month, and my mom said I have to give him a red envelope on the second day of the Chinese New Year…]
Unfortunately, none of our discussions received the responses we wanted.
Because Tang Chao was concentrating on eating, his phone was far away and he couldn't see clearly what the words that flashed quickly on the screen said.
He picked up five slices of braised pork with alternating fat and lean meat with one chopstick, deboned the green pepper and put the meat into the rice bowl, then picked up the bowl and ate the rice.
Tang Chuanwen was not to be outdone and his eating rhythm was almost exactly the same as his.
Netizens can tell from the back that this man has a square head and big ears, and he is very powerful when biting the flesh with his cheeks.
The fat wife was afraid that Xiaobei would not sleep well, and if she put him on the bed rashly, he would cry loudly, so she simply held him in her arms with one hand.
The little guy's mouth was still moving, and the liquid leaking from the corner of his mouth was very suspicious. He was probably greedy.
Except for Tang Xiaobao who occasionally glanced at the screen, almost no one else looked up.
(ˉ﹃ˉ) No one complained about BIA, which really made people feel good and netizens were drooling.
(ˉ﹃ˉ)The little donkey that was locked outside the door was also drooling. It had no rights and was not allowed to sit at the table.
This live broadcast is the most boring in history.
No one was interacting, and the camera was half blocked by two big heads. One could only see the host's godly hand movements and his face chewing through the gap in the middle. He occasionally took a sip of wine, and his face didn't change color at all.
It was very boring, but netizens were reluctant to leave. They took a look at the Spring Festival Gala and then stared at what dishes Tang Chao had picked up, as if they were also at the table and could eat them.
New Year’s Eve is the only night in the year that Tang Chuanwen will stay overnight in his hometown.
Both the father and the son were not sleepy. Since they didn't have to go to work on the first day of the new year, they sat opposite each other. On the table were peanuts and pork head, as well as an unopened bottle of aged special wine.
[You really know how to enjoy life. This kind of wine is not available on the market. Bring me a few more boxes tomorrow and I will store them for you so that you don’t drink too much...]
Tang Chuanwen smiled bitterly. What else could he do but agree? The old man didn't like drinking, so when he said to save it, he really meant it.
[Also, go see a Chinese doctor after the New Year. I noticed that the color of your lips is not right. Be careful of the three highs. I am in good health and you don’t need to worry about me. Don’t make me unhappy! ]
Tang Chao frowned and scooped a spoonful of peanuts with a spoon. They were crunchy, fragrant and crispy.
Tang Chuanwen agreed obediently and took two taels of wine in small sips.
On the way back on the first day of the new year, the fat wife was driving and Tang Chuanwen was holding the sleeping Xiaobei. His big belly was the most comfortable and elastic crib.
As for Tang Xiaobao, he refused to go back to the city, saying that he wanted to spend more time with his grandfather.
Soon it was the twelfth day of the first lunar month. Tang Chuanwen drove to pick up Xiaobao. After two days of preparation, it was time for school to start.
[Ah~Ah~Ah~]
The scene I predicted appeared -
Under pressure from his father, Tang Xiaobao went to the pigsty hesitantly to take out his schoolbag. It had been more than 20 days since the small piece of bread pressed by the homework book under the schoolbag was frozen hard. If it was thrown out, it would make a hole in the dirt.
The exercise books were brand new, and the test papers and exercise books for the three main subjects were also brand new. Not to mention the handwriting, there wasn't even a folded corner.
Tang Chuanwen looked around for a broom.
The broom was hidden behind the door of the woodshed. It was Tang Chao who did it. He urged the boy to do his homework several times, but the boy kept hesitating, refusing to tell lies or agree to do it. He knew this day would come, and he wanted to take him home and beat him.
The brat gained ten pounds during the winter vacation, all because of what he fed him. He would feel distressed if he was beaten in front of him.
Tang Chuanwen was so angry that he couldn't find a broom, so he pulled down Xiaobao's pants and started beating him.
The sound of the slap was loud, but it was not as loud as Tang Xiaobao's crying, which attracted Aunt Li from next door. She was so heartbroken.
Tang Xiaobao was pressed on his father's legs. When he looked up, he suddenly saw a black donkey's head sticking out from the woodshed, with a look of gloating in its eyes.
He is so angry!!!
I was laughed at by a donkey!!!
Tang Chao clenched his fists, trying hard not to look. A loving mother often spoils her child, and the same goes for his grandfather.
There's really nothing you can say about the relationship between generations apart.
Tang Chuanwen saw this from the corner of his eye and thought to himself, this is bad. He had to take the children away quickly. Otherwise, if the younger one was beaten, the older ones would come and beat him up too. That would be a huge joke...
Didn’t you see the old lady at the door, stamping her feet anxiously while prying through the crack of the door?
The way the old lady looked at him was not right, as if she was looking at the enemy who killed her father...
Aunt Li: Of course, you can be so harsh on such a chubby, well-behaved and sweet-mouthed child. Old Tang, you are not a good son...
The door opened, Tang Chuanwen threw Xiaobao on the back seat, stepped on the accelerator and drove away.
Tang Chao and the little donkey both chased them out of the yard and stared at them from the door. Aunt Li straightened the hem of her clothes and pretended to be passing by by chance, but the dust on her sleeves betrayed her -
The Tang Dynasty did not clean carefully, only paying attention to the inside and not the outside, so there was a thick layer of old dust on the door.
The courtyard, which had been bustling for several days, suddenly became quiet, and the man and the donkey looked at each other in surprise.
It is so cold in spring that you can hear a pin drop within a radius of 20 meters.
There were only a few sparks left in the fire in the woodshed and it could go out at any time. Tang Chao sighed and went to get some firewood.
【Ah~】
Oh no, I'm starting to miss that noisy little brat.
Although he always likes to pull my tail and pluck my mane, he always remembers to leave a portion for me whenever he eats.
For example, he eats chicken legs and I eat chicken bones???
For example, he eats lobsters and I eat shrimp shells???
Bah, forget it, let him go back and study hard, the teacher will teach him what donkeys like to eat!