Chapter 258 I am the little pervert Zhou Botong
Chapter 258 I am the little pervert Zhou Botong
Yang Kang took Huang Rong and Ouyang Feng to an unusual route and detoured to Mount Zhongnan to spy on the fairies practicing martial arts in the ancient tomb. When Ouyang Feng saw a little girl practicing the "Beauty Fist" there, he couldn't help but frown.
"The Quanzhen Sect appears to be so righteous on the surface, but they actually keep a little beauty in the forbidden area. Tsk tsk, if this gets out..." Ouyang Feng's evil intentions also emerged as he stayed with Yang Kang for a long time.
Yang Kang nodded gently and said, "That's a good idea, but it's not enough. We might as well modify three or five moves in the 'Beauty Fist' slightly to make it a body shaping method that any woman can practice. Then we can say that it's a method developed by the Quanzhen Sect specifically for training beautiful women."
Ouyang Feng gave a thumbs up when he heard this. It is hard to guard against a thief in your own family no matter how hard you try. You are a direct disciple of Quanzhen Sect and the eldest disciple of Qiu Chuji, but you are determined to discredit Quanzhen Sect. This made Ouyang Feng quite puzzled.
"Mt. Zhongnan is located in Shaanxi and is currently within the territory of the Jin Dynasty. However, the Mongolian army is unstoppable. Even if the Jin Dynasty strives to strengthen itself, it may not be able to hold out for a hundred years. Thirty to fifty years is already the limit. Instead of waiting until the Mongolian army crushes the Jin Dynasty and threatens Mount Zhongnan, it is better for me to move them away." Yang Kang grinned evilly and Ouyang Feng applauded. The two men's naughty looks made Huang Rong roll her eyes.
Ouyang Feng welcomed Yang Kang's act of sneaking into the ancient tomb at night, and helped him keep an eye on Huang Rong to prevent her from secretly sabotaging it.
The ancient tomb is a forbidden area of Quanzhen Sect. The first time Yang Kang came to Zhongnan Mountain in this world was not to visit Ma Yu, but to sneak into the forbidden area. If the Seven Quanzhen disciples knew about it, they would probably be furious. Oh, now it is no longer the Seven Quanzhen disciples, but the Six Quanzhen disciples, and one of them has been killed by Ouyang Feng.
"Who are you? Why are you in the ancient tomb?" A pretty little girl caught Yang Kang's whereabouts in the middle of the night while he was awake.
Is this girl Li Mochou? He wondered if she had met Lu Zhanyuan. Yang Kang couldn't help but feel pity for this cute little girl, but he still pretended to be fierce and said, "I'm Zhou Botong, a little lecherous creature, as handsome as a jade tree, more beautiful than Pan An, and more beautiful than a pear blossom than a crabapple! Little girl, it's just bad luck that you met me today, hehehehe~"
"Aren't you afraid that I'll call for help?" Li Mochou rolled her eyes and made a move to shout, but she found Yang Kang just staring at her with a smile, not moving an inch. So she said in a bored tone, "How do you know I won't call for help?"
"You're such a sneaky girl! Judging from your attire and bag, I know you're planning to sneak out of the ancient tomb. If your master catches you, he'll definitely teach you a lesson and keep you under strict supervision, forcing you to live a dull and dark life in the tomb." Yang Kang's words infuriated Li Mochou. She snorted, "You're a stinking Quanzhen Taoist priest, aren't you? How dare you trespass into the ancient tomb? Don't you know men aren't welcome here?"
"I really don't know this? Can anyone of you tell me?" Yang Kang then pointed his finger at Li Mochou as a sword. Li Mochou was of similar age to Huang Rong and had pretty good martial arts skills. She quickly drew out her sword and fought with Yang Kang.
Yang Kang was a master of martial arts, and he was also familiar with the Jade Girl Sword Technique. At this moment, he kept instructing her on the sword technique, "You used this move incorrectly. You need to use it three times faster and shift the angle downward by two inches."
"This sword move needs to be slowed down a bit. Not all sword moves rely on speed to win. There should be a balance between speed and slowness. The best way is to combine speed with slowness and speed."
"Are you stupid? Why are the switches between sword moves so abrupt? Who told you to use every move and every style to the fullest? Look carefully, if you disconnect from this point and then switch back here, the power of the previous attack will increase by five points."
"Hey, little girl, your needlework is pretty good, but your timing isn't very good. It's very difficult to anticipate the enemy's moves when fighting them, but it's easy to analyze their strength. Find the moment when the old strength has been exhausted and the new strength has not yet been generated, and then suddenly attack them. Your success rate will be much higher."
"Okay, let's stop here today." Yang Kang quickly stretched out his right hand and grabbed Li Mochou's sword handle. It was cold and slippery in his hand. Li Mochou let go and stepped back three or five steps as if she had been electrocuted.
"Who are you? What do you want to do here? The ancient tomb is complex and full of traps. It's impossible to know the way out unless you are an acquaintance. No one in Quanzhen Sect should know the way out now." Li Mochou was very smart and could see that Yang Kang had no ill intentions.
Yang Kang casually returned the sword to Li Mochou, waved to her, and walked out first. Li Mochou hesitated for a moment and quickly followed him, but she didn't know that there was a middle-aged woman in white watching everything behind her.
After leaving the ancient tomb, Yang Kang and Li Mochou came to a pond. They jumped onto a large tree. Yang Kang threw her a piece of fruit and said, "The ancient tomb is cold and boring. It's amazing that you were able to live there for so long. If you stay in a tomb for a long time, you will become very indifferent. This is completely against human nature."
"That's right, that's right." Li Mochou took a bite of the fruit and said vaguely, "I don't like that cold place at all. I like a place with sunshine and where I can see the stars and the moon."
"That's right. Girls who like sunshine are good girls. I hope you can stay sunny forever. Are you planning to travel the world of martial arts by yourself?" Yang Kang looked at Li Mochou's bag and shook his head. "It's too dangerous. Your martial arts skills are still a little lacking, and you have no experience in the martial arts world at all. If you meet a little slut like me, you will definitely be captured as a concubine."
"Do you have many concubines? Isn't it said that Taoist priests can't marry?" Li Mochou's words made Yang Kang cough.
"I'm not a Taoist priest, I'm a flower thief. I heard that there's a little beauty named Li Mochou in the ancient tomb in the back mountain of Zhongnan Mountain. She has bright eyes, white teeth, and fair skin. She's a rare little beauty. So I plan to capture her and take her back to be my 87th concubine. Little girl, what's your name?" Yang Kang deliberately teased Li Mochou.
"My name is Xiaolongnu." Li Mochou blurted out the lie without blinking.
"Little Dragon Girl? I've never heard of her, but you look pretty good. How about I capture you and make you the 88th concubine? Before that, judging from your small appearance, Li Mochou was your senior sister, right? Is your senior sister prettier than you?" Yang Kang looked at her with a smile.
"Senior sister is very beautiful, even more beautiful than Long'er." Li Mochou secretly encouraged herself in her heart, I am not lying, Long'er is still very young and has not yet grown up, how can she be as beautiful as me.
"If you tell me the way to your senior sister's boudoir, I will pass on some of my experience and common sense to you, and tell you a big secret about the Tomb Sect." Yang Kang couldn't help but start to seduce Li Mochou.
"No, you tell me the secret first, then I'll tell you the way. No, you tell me everything first, then I'll tell you. After all, your martial arts is better than mine. If I tell you where my senior sister's boudoir is, what if you cheat?"
"Deal! Little girl, let me tell you, if you don't tell me the truth after I finish speaking, be careful or I will catch you and spank you." Yang Kang made a slapping gesture, causing Li Mochou's pretty face to turn red.
"The ancient tomb was originally built by Wang Chongyang, a Taoist priest of the Quanzhen Sect. It is full of traps. After the Dragon-Breaking Stone is placed, there is no way out. This is his last trick to die together with the Jin soldiers. However, he advocates Taoism and believes in leaving a way out for everything. So he followed the line between yin and yang and life and death, and left a passage under one of the coffins, leading to a secret room. From the pool of water there, one can dive out of the ancient tomb." Yang Kang's words made Li Mochou's eyes light up. Isn't that where he and others live?
"That's not the key. The most important thing is that Master Wang Chongyang once left his unique martial arts there. As long as you learn his martial arts, you will definitely be able to dominate the martial arts world in the future. What do you think, little girl? Is this secret shocking to you? Now quickly tell me where your senior sister's boudoir is."
"No, you haven't taught me your martial arts experience yet."
"There are many people in the martial arts world who should not be provoked. Provoking them will bring endless troubles. Let's first talk about the famous masters in the world. There are the Five Great Masters of the World, the Southern Emperor, the Northern Beggar, the East Evil, the West Poison, and the Central Divine Power. The Central Divine Power, Wang Chongyang, has been dead for many years. The Southern Emperor is the Emperor of Dali. He has now become a monk and has mastered the art of the Yang Finger..."
"Having spoken of martial arts masters and extraordinary women, let's now turn to my fellow flower-picking thieves and playboys. Ranked first is myself, so I won't introduce myself in detail. Ranked second is Ouyang Ke, the son of Ouyang Feng, the Western Poison. He is the descendant of the Western Poison and possesses extraordinary martial arts skills. Even any of the Seven True Masters could not defeat him in a one-on-one fight. Unfortunately, he spent his days hunting and was blinded by a bird. He eventually died while picking flowers."
"Ranked third is Lu Zhanyuan, owner of Jiaxing Lujia Manor. He's handsome and talented, skilled in disguise, and uses sweet words to deceive women. His greatest skill is stealing hearts, then abandoning them. He ranks third because he rarely cheats women for money or sex, but his methods are something Ouyang Ke and I admire. Every year, the number of women who risk their lives for him could stretch from an ancient tomb to the main hall of the Quanzhen Sect. You look so naive, you'll definitely be deceived if you meet him in the future."
"Hmph, I'm not even afraid of the number one flower thief, so why would I be afraid of a mere number three?" Li Mochou curled her lips in disdain. "Do you still have the fruit from earlier? I want more."
Yang Kang rolled his eyes and said, "I'm here to pick flowers, not to have a picnic. Who would prepare so much of that stuff? The one just now was the last one. Let me continue to tell you. On the surface, the most popular sect is Quanzhen Sect, but in fact, the one with the largest number of members and the best information is the Beggars' Sect. I just told you that the Beggars' Sect helped that old fool Hong Qigong. As for the other members of the Beggars' Sect..."
"Girl, I've been talking for more than two hours, you should be satisfied, hurry up and hand over the map of your senior sister's boudoir, otherwise, hehe, I will use you to make up the number. Looking closely, although you have no breasts and no buttocks, your face is still okay." Yang Kang pretended to be fierce. Li Mochou gave him a fierce look, then asked him to light a bonfire. She began to write and draw on the ground, introducing him as she drew.
The woman in white hiding in the dark almost fell from the tree. This little girl really needed to be disciplined. She actually told this bastard the way to my master's boudoir.
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