dtnovels Chapter 303
Chapter 303
"You little brat, you've got some nerve, daring to act like a pervert towards me?"
Li Sisi raised her fist and said fiercely with a threatening look on her face.
Qin Yu lay on the floor, his face bruised and swollen, filled with grief and indignation.
"What the hell! Are you even being reasonable?! I was just changing my clothes in the room, and you barged in like that!"
So you mean it's my fault?
Li Sisi patted Qin Yu's cheek with a smile, her palm crackling with terrifying arcs of electricity.
Qin Yu was so startled that he shuddered violently, and quickly shook his head with an embarrassed smile, saying:
"No, no, it's my fault. I shouldn't have been in my room without underwear, even if it's my room..."
"Huh!? What did you mean by your last sentence? Are you being sarcastic or mocking?"
"No, no!" Qin Yu quickly shook his head vigorously, a fawning smile on his face.
"Hmph, that's more like it." Li Sisi snorted coldly, then immediately changed the subject, jokingly saying with a smile:
"However, I didn't expect that despite your skinny and malnourished appearance, you're actually quite well-developed in that area."
Qin Yu: "..."
Good heavens, which of them is being a scoundrel right now?!
five minutes later,
Qin Yu got dressed in the bathroom and came out.
"What are you going out for in the middle of the night?"
Seeing that Qin Yu was even wearing a coat, Li Sisi asked with a curious expression.
"I found an iPhone today. The owner called me and asked me to come over and bring it to him now."
Upon hearing this, Li Sisi frowned immediately: "Is he crazy to ask you to deliver this to him in the middle of the night?"
"Of course, but there's nothing I can do. I'm just a kind-hearted person who likes to help others," Qin Yu said, shrugging helplessly.
Li Sisi curled her lip: "Give me a break. Someone like you who would even steal money from a homeless person's bowl, you think you can be so kind?"
Qin Yu said speechlessly, "Sister Sisi, I already told you, that time I accidentally tossed a coin into that homeless man's bowl when I was flipping it. I asked him for it back, but he wouldn't give it to me, so I had no choice but to take it from him."
"Come on," Li Sisi waved her hand. "To be honest, what kind of benefits did the owner give you that would make a lazy bum like you go to return his phone in the middle of the night?"
"50."
“Fifty yuan is quite a lot.” Li Sisi nodded in deep agreement.
Qin Yu shook his head: "Sister Sisi, it's not 50 yuan, it's 50 yuan."
"50!?" Li Sisi's pupils widened suddenly, and she was so shocked that she almost fell off her chair.
"You'd give me 50 yuan just for returning a lost phone? That's bullshit!" Li Sisi waved her hand, looking completely unconvinced.
Even if this phone were made of gold, it wouldn't be worth 50!
Qin Yu spread his hands: "I also think it's outrageous, but it's true. Maybe for these rich people, money is just a number."
Li Sisi shook her head seriously: "No, even the richest person wouldn't not consider 50 as money."
"Oh no, could it be a scam to lure you over and then kick you in the kidneys?"
"Alright then, for your safety, I'll go with you."
Upon hearing this, Qin Yu felt a warm current well up in his heart and said with a touched expression, "Sister Sisi, you are so kind."
Li Sisi smiled and patted his shoulder: "I'm your cousin, this is what I should do."
"Of course, if you really feel bad about it, you can give me half of the 50."
Qin Yu: "..."
Good grief, so your concern for my safety was just a pretense; you really wanted a piece of the pie!
"Forget it, I'll go by myself." Qin Yu waved his hand.
"Um, I think you didn't understand what I meant. I'm not discussing this with you, but informing you," Li Sisi said with a smile.
Qin Yu was so angry he wanted to curse: "Damn it! You want half my money without doing anything? What's the difference between this and robbery!"
Li Sisi stroked her chin and pondered for a moment: "Yeah, that's true, it really is no different from robbery."
"No."
Li Sisi nodded: "Alright then, since taking half the money is robbery anyway, I might as well take it all."
Upon hearing this, Qin Yu dialed the Night Patrol Division's phone number without saying a word.
"Hey, is this the Night Patrol? My cousin is trying to rob me! Come and arrest her!"
Li Sisi joked with a smile:
"I was just kidding. I'm your cousin, would I really steal your money?"
"Then give me back the 500 yuan of New Year's money you stole from me when I was a kid!"
Li Sisi: "..."
"Oh, I was just kidding!"
"Besides, even if you call the Night Watch, it won't do any good. I'm the Night Watchman, their superior. They can't control me at all."
Qin Yu's lips twitched slightly, his face filled with grief and indignation.
Damn it, so all the people in your Night Watch have become lawless?!
"My God! Heavens above, earth below, is there no justice left? Is there no law left?!"
Seeing Qin Yu's wailing and lamenting appearance, Li Sisi waved her hand, both amused and exasperated, and said:
"Alright, here's what we'll do. I'll go with you. If they honestly hand over the money without my help, I won't take it. But if they try anything funny or underhanded, I'll protect you, and you can give me some money as protection money afterwards."
Qin Yu thought about it and felt that what Sister Sisi said made sense.
After all, in the dead of night, with all the lights on, having a Martial Marquis-level expert as a bodyguard would certainly provide a great sense of security.
Having thought of this, Qin Yu nodded in agreement.
The two then prepared to leave home together.
Seeing this, Qin's father, who was playing mahjong, asked curiously:
"What are you doing out here in the middle of the night?"
Qin Yu: "Guess?"
Qin's father: "Guess whether I'll guess or not?"
Qin Yu: "Guess what I'm going to guess?"
Father Qin: "Guess what I'm going to guess?"
boom!
Qin's mother immediately gave Qin's father a hard flick on the forehead and scolded him:
"Are you two playing charades here? Tell me! What are you doing?"
Qin Yu waved his hand dismissively, "Don't pry into other people's business!"
After saying that, Qin Yu took off running and disappeared in an instant.
Upon hearing this, Qin's mother was so angry that she slapped Qin's father hard across the face again.
"I didn't say those words, why are you hitting me?" Qin's father said with a wronged expression.
"This kid runs so fast, I can't hit him, so I can only hit you."
Qin's father: ? ? ?
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P.S.: Reader: "Have you read your recent articles yourself?"
Orange and Grapefruit: "We've seen it."
Reader: "How do you feel?"
Orange and Grapefruit: "I removed most of the essence from the article and only kept some of the fluff. I think only by keeping some fluff can you know that what you are reading is fluff."
Reader: "Are you intentionally writing filler content?"
Oranges and grapefruits: "They're some of the moisture left over from the writing process."
Reader: "Was it intentional or accidental?"
Orange and Grapefruit: "It was intentional."
Reader: "Okay, are we going to feed you razor blades, or are you going to eat them yourself?"
Orange and grapefruit: "I'll eat them myself."
(Death)
Okay, enough with the jokes. I've seen all the comments lately, and the quality of my recent articles has indeed been quite poor. I would like to express my sincerest apologies to all my respectable and lovely readers.
This is partly because I've been busy with many trivial matters these days, so I haven't been able to focus on writing. On the other hand, it's also because my writing skills are insufficient to continuously provide you with wonderful stories. I apologize again to all the readers who have read this far.
接下来，我会更加努力，将更多的精力放在创作上面，也会认真吸取各位提出的意见与批评，反思出现的问题，争取之后为大家奉献更多更精彩的故事(?6?1?0?6?5?1?6?1?0?7)?1?2?0?3?0?3。
最后，祝各位读者朋友们学业顺利，生活顺心，新的一年，好运连连(?2?9?6?1?0?0?6?1?0?7)?1?2?7?7！