dtnovels Chapter 258: Cannon Fodder Who Was Confiscated and Exiled at the Beginning 33
Chapter 258: Cannon Fodder Who Was Confiscated and Exiled at the Beginning 33
258, the cannon fodder who was confiscated and exiled at the beginning 33
Jin Xiuxiu said earnestly, "Xiao Liuliu, this is for your own comfort. You will live here for the next few days, and you are doing all this cleaning work for yourself."
Xiao Liuliu asked sharply, "? You want me to live here? This is a toilet, there's shit in the pit.
I don’t want to live with shit. I don’t want to live here.”
Jin Xiuxiu rolled her eyes and said, "Xiao Liuliu, you have no choice now, who told you to seduce the eldest son of my second uncle's younger uncle's family.
That kid is now starving and sick because he is trying to kill himself for you. You can only wait here until he recovers."
Xiao Liuliu, "I don't know the eldest son of your second uncle's younger uncle's family, you've got the wrong person.
You asked me to go see him. I told him I had the wrong person. "
Jin Xiuxiu walked out carrying the huge sword, "If you want to see my second uncle's eldest son, you have to wait until he recovers from his illness. Otherwise, you can wait here slowly after the illness is over."
Xiao Liuliu screamed, "I really don't know him, don't leave, let me go."
Jin Xiuxiu, "Just wait patiently."
Xiao Liuliu screamed inside, "I don't want to live with shit, can you just change my room?"
Jin Xiuxiu walked out without looking back.
……
The Imperial Guards searched for three days but couldn't find Xiao Liuliu.
The Prince of Xiao and his wife ran to the Empress Dowager and asked anxiously.
The Empress Dowager comforted the Prince and his wife of Duke Xiao.
The emperor angrily scolded the generals of the Imperial Guards with a gloomy face, "What use do I have for you? You can't even find a single person."
The general of the Royal Guards lowered his head and said nothing.
The emperor said nothing and kept a gloomy face for a long time.
"Post the old woman's portrait everywhere in the city. Make sure to catch her and then draw her into pieces."
The Royal Guards general nodded and said, "Yes."
The portraits of Jin Xiuxiu with the big mole are posted all over the city.
……
Jin Xiuxiu was walking on the streets of Kyoto buying buns.
I was holding a big meat bun and a big vegetable bun in my hands. I took a bite of one and found it tasted good.
Pointing at the big meat buns and vegetable buns in the bun shop, he asked for 1000 of each.
Then he pointed to various small pickles, saying ten kilograms of each.
The boss of the buns shop opened his mouth in surprise, unable to believe it. "Old lady, are you serious? Do you really want to buy 1000 big buns?"
Jin Xiuxiu nodded and took out some money, "Buy. Wrap the steamed buns first. Steam the rest quickly."
Don't fool me, I will check it. If the buns don't taste right, you have to return the money. I'll give you half of the money first."
The boss who sells steamed buns bared his teeth with joy, "Don't worry, old lady, I have been making steamed buns for ten years. It's an old shop. I guarantee the taste will be the same. I won't cheat customers."
At this time, ten royal guards came over with a portrait in their hands.
Jin Xiuxiu glanced at the painting and thought the person in the painting looked familiar. She said to the little white dog in the wheel of time in her mind, "Kongkong, why does the person in the painting look familiar?"
The little white dog of the Wheel of Time said cheerfully, "Don't worry, it looks just like you. It's you."
Jin Xiuxiu released her spiritual awareness and took a closer look at the portrait. The person in the painting was indeed her.
The big mole is a little bigger than the one on her face.
Jin Xiuxiu looked in the direction where the Royal Guards came from with her spiritual sense, and saw a portrait posted at a distance on the side of the road.
She quickly turned around and said to the bun shop owner, "I remembered that I have something urgent to do, so I can't buy so many buns from you today. Please pack up the buns and pickles first."
The bun shop owner retracted his bared teeth and said regretfully, "It's okay, I must come next time."
Jin Xiuxiu nodded, took the packed buns and pickles and walked away quickly.
He walked to a deserted place and put away the buns in his hand.
After taking a disguise pill, he transformed himself into a middle-aged man.
Walked out swaggeringly.
Jin Xiuxiu continued shopping leisurely, buying whatever she saw delicious and putting it into her space.
The little white dog on the Time and Space Wheel would place an order from time to time, and Jin Xiuxiu would buy them all for her.
When you see something that Little White Tuanzi likes to eat, buy more because this child is such a big eater and if there is less, it won’t be enough for her to fill her mouth.
Jin Xiuxiu saw her portraits posted all over the city and asked in confusion, "Kongkong, why is the emperor posting my portrait?"
The Wheel of Time and Space Little White Dog said, "You stole the Emperor's wife, so isn't it normal for him to post your portrait?"
Jin Xiuxiu said, "Then the emperor should put up a portrait of Xiao Liuliu."
The little white dog of the Wheel of Time said, "Didn't you catch Xiao Liuliu? If I catch you, I will find Xiao Liuliu."
Jin Xiuxiu, "Bah, dog emperor."
His eyes rolled, "I am now discussing the emperor more. I have to upgrade the emperor."
The White Dog of the Wheel of Time suggested, "I told you long ago that your fart pill lacks momentum. You should upgrade it to a version that makes both shit and urine fly."
Jin Xiuxiu agreed, "Kongkong, we want to be together."
Jin Xiuxiu fiddled around in the space and upgraded the firecracker version of the fart ball into a shit-running version.
He entered the palace with the newly made pills.
The emperor was found, and he was meeting a beautiful woman in the imperial garden.
A beautiful woman lay delicately in the emperor's arms.
It looks like this is a notebook for someone who happened to be scammed.
Jin Xiuxiu commented, "The emperor is just very lucky in love. Xiao Liuliu can guard against the daughters of court officials outside the palace, but she also has to guard against the maids and eunuchs in the palace."
Little White Dog from the Wheel of Time, "We also need to be on guard against eunuchs?"
Jin Xiuxiu said sharply, "The emperor's father suddenly fell in love with someone else's wife. It's also possible that the emperor is his father's son and suddenly fell in love with a eunuch."
The little white dog of the wheel of time and space, "…………"
I finished reading the story about a palace maid who tried to scam the emperor and ended up falling on the bed.
Jin Xiuxiu and the little white dog of the Time and Space Wheel discussed the skills of the emperor and the palace maids with yellow faces.
Waiting for the emperor to get down from the maid's bed, he walked out refreshed.
Jin Xiuxiu, with an invisibility talisman on her body, jumped out and stepped on the emperor's dragon foot.
┗|｀O′|┛ Ouch~~, the emperor opened his mouth and cried out in pain.
Jin Xiuxiu took advantage of the emperor's open mouth and threw the fart pill and poop board into his mouth.
She clenched her little hand, closed the emperor's mouth, and lifted his chin upwards.
Gulp—the emperor swallowed the pill.
The pill melted in his mouth and disappeared into the emperor's stomach.
Jin Xiuxiu pinched her nose and quickly ran away.
The emperor could not see Jin Xiuxiu's figure, and felt an inexplicable pain in his foot. It seemed that something had entered his mouth and he had swallowed it.
The emperor looked around in surprise and shouted, "There's an assassin! There's an assassin!"
The eunuchs and guards quickly surrounded the emperor and looked around nervously.
……
There is nothing around.