I'm a party

Chapter 53 What to do

"Peter, how is the situation here? Have you captured Francis?" Katie asked softly in the car, and the communication array was activated.

After about an hour, Lu Yifan had finished his research and was about to meet up with them according to the coordinates given by Steel Force.

"We are too late. Francis has captured Wade's wife." Peter's voice came from the other end. "And the coordinates are no longer useful. We are now rushing to Wade's house. This man is furious and vows to bring all kinds of explosive objects to discuss the beauty of art with Francis."

"Why? The direction has changed, and you haven't turned back?" Lu Yifan said with his head tilted.

"Focus on driving." Katie said, and she tiptoed to stabilize the car that was about to hit the guardrail. At this moment, a car suddenly appeared in front of her because she had deviated from the lane.

The mother and her child were inside the car, screaming in fear. Before the expected collision, Lu Yifan's car actually drove straight through the car.

"It was just a minor mistake. I won't make the same mistake again next time." Lu Yifan gripped the steering wheel again, his face slightly embarrassed.

"Will there be a next time?" Katie gave Lu Yifan a look. At first, she believed that he could master the driving skills with more practice, but now she no longer had any hope for his driving talent.

"During the journey, you drove off the road three times, nearly caused a collision twice, and nearly hit the railings or stone pillars four times. If it weren't for your supernatural powers, you would have been in trouble today."

"Don't worry, after all, no disaster has come." Lu Yifan was very thick-skinned and spoke in a relaxed tone. With Katie by his side, the car would not hit other objects. The accidents caused by others due to Lu Yifan could also be easily resolved with the power of wind. It would only increase the congestion a little, which was really not worth mentioning. By the way, would I lose points for causing traffic jams?

"Katie, believe me, given time, I will be able to control it and become the master of the road... Oh, who are you, the evildoer? The lights in the tunnel are all off, and there are still people abusing high beams on the opposite side. Hey! Since you are looking for a dead end, let's fight, it doesn't matter if we hurt each other!"

After a small episode, Lu Yifan finally parked the car at Deadpool's residence.

"I will break the vital points of that villain Francis, and then dress him up beautifully, sell him to underground dances, and make him the chief dancer." As soon as he entered the door, he heard Deadpool cursing and preparing his weapons.

"Another guest?" A dark-skinned old woman with sunglasses over her eyes walked out slowly. "Wade, this is the first time I see you bringing so many guests. Do you want to hold a dance party at home?"

"No, I want to attend someone else's party." Deadpool, who was reloading, looked back at the blind old woman and said.

"Everyone in the room is here? This is really unbearable."

"Otherwise, if there are more unbearable ones, call them out." Seeing the old woman was about to leave, Deadpool hurriedly stopped her.

"It's really terrible." The old woman lifted her skirt, revealing a mini pistol between her boots.

"Don't say that. I still think of you. It's like burying a hundred kilograms of C4 in your house. It's a cure for blindness. Good luck to you!"

Just as he finished speaking, the phone on the table rang. "Look, is it an invitation to the party? For us to meet there? Of course I'm happy to, I will... Hey, what's the brown thing? Chocolate ice cream?"

"If I were not blind, this would be a pile of 'smiley' feces." Lu Yifan suddenly interjected.

Deadpool:"……"

"Forget it, my mercenary career has made me out of date, let's go." Deadpool said, and strode forward.

In a disused industrial area on the outskirts of New York, a scarlet Rolls-Royce Phantom stands quietly.

"This is the place." Lu Yifan looked at the abandoned machinery around him, frowning slightly. "There is a lot of waste. This scene is just like the rats hiding in the dark and surviving in the cracks."

"It's time for our rat-catching team to take the stage." Deadpool said, getting out of the car.

"Before that, I have a suggestion. If you drive next time, how about wearing women's clothes? It's very suitable."

"If that's the case, next time I will take off your pants and use your 'treasure' to build a car. Quick question, can your 'treasure' recover quickly?" Lu Yifan smiled and responded sharply.

"How about finding another topic? For example, Francis, I heard that he was ignorant and insensitive. Is it the same there? Considering this, Francis is really miserable, and we should not forgive him."

"If you meet a person who helps you change your appearance, confuses your mind, and takes away your wife and children, 80% of your misfortunes will be caused by him. Believe me, you will also enjoy the suffering."

The game starts with a song as my main BGM.

Xgon'giveittoya

Fuck wait for get it your own!

Xgon'delivertoyo......

Gunshots rang out suddenly, and Deadpool, swaying to the rhythm, hid in an instant and found cover.

"The appetizers have arrived, and I need a giant machine. Don't get me wrong, it's not that 'giant machine', but... Hey, where is my 'giant machine'?" Deadpool hid back in shock and turned his gaze to the car.

"I forgot it in the room when I went out." Lu Yifan said lightly.

"Asshole, why didn't you remind me?" Deadpool pointed at Lu Yifan, heartbroken.

"My car is very valuable. You have placed many weapons on it. What if they go off? Isn't it common sense to prohibit carrying dangerous goods in a car? Besides, why do you need to carry these things?"

"Hey, car lover. How can you fight without guns? With fists and feet? If so, then look at the color of my underwear today. Ha, it's white. How about raising the white flag?" Deadpool grabbed his mask and roared.

"If you want to do this, I won't stop you. How about taking a photo and posting it on Weibo? Besides, aren't fists and feet better than guns?"

After Lu Yifan finished speaking, he looked at Katie and Peter, who nodded in agreement, saying the gun was not worth mentioning.

Ignoring the deep-thinking Deadpool, Lu Yifan picked up his lost cell phone, restarted the music, and strode forward.

I'mawolfinsleepclothing

Onlyniggathatyouknowwhocanchill

Comeback......

Gunfire rang out again, and the mercenaries fired, but the bullets only flew through, or created sparks, or bounced back along the same path.

"Are guns useful?" Lu Yifan looked at the fallen mercenary and turned around calmly.

Deadpool: "I understand, but... do we need someone who is good at shouting 'six six six', or someone who understands BGM and is good at complaining? Oh, something is wrong, this shouldn't be my BGM home field?"